June 2011
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
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May 31st
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Amusing Life Moments, #3056:
When, after searching through a total mess of clothes, you finally find something suitable to wear, and you feel kind of like a character in a video game. YOU HAVE OBTAINED: SHIRT!!
May 31st
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dear tumblr
wearegatsby: If you are “literally” crying, dying, or unable to recall what air is, you really need to get out more. And by “get out more,” she means to an emergency room.
May 31st
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It's too hot, I don't want to get dressed!
Why can’t I just go to work naked? >:|
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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YOU!
I wanna take you to a gay bar!
May 31st
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May 31st
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Tuesday's coming!
Did you bring your coat?
May 31st
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newnoisethriller replied to your chat: Me: okay seriously it is high fucking time for… tinyurl.com/3dfunag Shhh, you know you love it.
May 31st
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May 31st
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Music Playing: DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK---
Trista: Is this Dethklok?
May 31st
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May 31st
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Me: okay seriously it is high fucking time for things to stop sucking so hard
Jimmy: see, he never said that
Me: ...did you mean "she never said that"?
Jimmy: well, he, 'cause he cares about who's sucking hard more
Me: ....okay.
Jimmy: sorry, it was a bit of a stretch
Me: now *that's* what he said
May 31st
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SO HOT.
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
25 everyday things you never knew the name of. →
Now I want to start a band named The Irrepressible Wambles.
May 29th
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It's like all the forces of the universe came...
Kind of like a symphony of cacophony. I’d be inspired if I weren’t so tired.
May 28th
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May 28th
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Tiny room sublet for $425/month + utilities in...
I can live in an eight by eight foot box, right? …right? :|
May 27th
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*poke*
Hi. :D? Maybe? No? Okay. :(
May 27th
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A question for you:
When I say the word “travel,” what’s the first thing that comes to mind?
May 27th
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May 27th
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Dear Taco Bell,
Go to hell ‘Cause you smell, Ain’t so swell, And serve me cups that don’t work well.
May 27th
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May 27th
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