The Ridiculous Escapades: I suppose I should clean myself up and leave the house...

theridiculousescapades:

newnoisethriller:

tifflebee:

newnoisethriller:

theridiculousescapades:

newnoisethriller:

newnoisethriller:

theridiculousescapades:

newnoisethriller:

Or something…

I don’t always sit at home wallowing in self pity but when I do I drink Dos Equis…and eat popcorn while watching Craig Ferguson hours…

what I’m trying to say is..you never have to leave your house Cal.

If I move to Montreal then maybe you will have to visit ME. 

I am getting close to taking you up on the job… 

you mean…i could actually USE my passport?!

I assumed you would just illegally cross the border? 

If you’re gonna work at any “fruitstand” here in America, it’s gonna be MINE. *steely-eyes*

…and not just because I want the bonus moneh…

Not just in America! NEW YORK STATE!

I apparently only befriend people who eventually get jobs at Apple stores in New York. 

aw yeah buffalo, ny.

I call dibbs on Cal!

DIBBS

Syracuuuuuuuuse!

This is nothing that a meeting of the minds over cheesecake couldn’t solve.

  1. newnoisethriller reblogged this from tifflebee and added:
    Can’t you both work at the same store? Make this convenient for me!!!
  2. tifflebee reblogged this from theridiculousescapades and added:
    Syracuuuuuuuuse! This is nothing that a meeting of the minds over cheesecake couldn’t solve.
  3. theridiculousescapades reblogged this from newnoisethriller and added:
    aw yeah buffalo, ny. I call dibbs on Cal! DIBBS
  4. newnoisethriller posted this